More pics from my first overseas trip: Club Med, Malaysia, 1990. If I have to, I can still brush up OK without a shirt, though it involves some serious short-term chocolate deprivation. Last year, in a kind of coy routine, I took mine off on five different nights at the Pirate Bar during my show…
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Dec
On the weekend, I was due to fly back Economy from Argentina on Air New Zealand, but they sent me an email, saying I could put in bids for upgrades. It was up to me how much I bid, but they had a dial showing how strong (or otherwise) a particular offer would be. I…
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Nov
Mae West once said: ‘It was a toss up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.’ I thought about this when I booked last week’s trip to Iguazu Falls. It was a toss-up whether to stay in town at the Peter Pan Youth Hostel … … or spend…
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Nov
The reality was worse than hell. The couple with this pram had five children aged four or less, though from what I saw, they were well-behaved. Despite my protestations, I do like children, but Argentina brings out the extremes. Iguazu Falls isn’t the best place to bring toddlers. Although some paths are wheelchair-friendly… … there…
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Nov
Meet Mirtha Legrand. She does a talk show in Argentina every Saturday and Sunday. I’m telling taxi drivers that every time I come here, I’m two years older, and Mirtha is five years younger. She celebrated her ninetieth birthday on 23 February 2017.
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Nov
I am loving Buenos Aires since I arrived yesterday, which is fortunate, as I’ve spent almost all of it awake! My friend Gary told me that the Dreamliner helps prevent jet-lag. I’m not so sure… If I can’t get back to sleep early in the morning, because of jet-lag, I like to get up and…
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Nov
This monologue inspired me to write a tasteful novel, which in turn inspired me to perform my show HOW TO WRITE A TASTEFUL NOVEL. I wrote it in 2007, when Perth’s mining boom meant it was impossible to get tradesmen (and they were always men) to come around, and same sex marriage was a bit…
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Oct
I stayed here, close to Rennes, with some family friends, during my first trip to Europe. Good writing sometimes involves knowing when not to write, and letting the scenery speak for itself.
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Oct
