In 2002, I proved my credentials as a serious lawyer by appearing in make-up and a blue wig on Rose Hancock Porteous’ reality TV show.
But wait! There’s more!
Around this time, I also went to three garage sales at her mansion Prix D’Amour, which was French for Price or Prize of Love.
At one of the garage sales, I spent $30, which entitled me to go upstairs to the ballroom to hear Rose sing ‘I Honestly Love You’, backed by a karaoke machine.
I refuse to believe the stories that this mansion has since been demolished. Next they’ll be saying that Margaery from Game of Thrones is dead (whereas she actually went through a trap door just before the explosion and is having a bit of a sleep) or that Michael Jackson had plastic surgery.
But in truth, you might find it gone these days…