Ever since I upstaged Snow White as a nine-year-old, I’ve shamelessly sought attention. Discover the background to my appearances on two national reality TV shows. Watch the revealing video tape that got me an audition for Big Brother. Find out how I narrowly averted the most embarrassing publishing scandal since 1631 (or not). There are glamour photos and contraceptive shoes; edible penguins and cannibal rats. See me dipping my toe into the waters of Sylvania Waters and plunging my whole body into the waters of Antarctica.
I chronicle a lifetime of attention-seeking disasters, while answering the important questions of our time. Is it okay to seek attention? How real is reality TV? What’s the headache that no-one over fifty knows how to solve? What can you do when someone younger and cuter threatens to upstage your moment of glory? It’s fun, it’s silly – but the ending is surprisingly moving.
Suitable for 16+
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SESSIONS
THREE SESSIONS – 21 and 26 September and 25 October 2025 – HAVE SOLD OUT!
TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE FOR THE FOLLOWING SESSIONS:
Wednesday 17 September 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm) – State Library of WA – preview – THERE IS ONLY ONE TICKET LEFT!
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Friday 3 October 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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Wednesday 8 October 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm) – State Library of WA
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Friday 10 October 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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Friday 17 October 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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Sunday 19 October 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm) – State Library of WA
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Thursday 23 October 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm) – State Library of WA
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Saturday 1 November 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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Thursday 6 November 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm) – State Library of WA
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Saturday 8 November 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm) – State Library of WA
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Friday 14 November 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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Sunday 16 November 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm) – State Library of WA
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Thursday 20 November 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm) – State Library of WA
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Friday 28 November 2025 at 7 pm (doors open at 6 pm) – The Backlot Perth
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