Thank you for your interest! I do hope you can come and see my new show.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SHOW?
I go through my appearances on two national reality TV shows. I play the video tape that got me an audition for Big Brother. I explain how I narrowly averted the most embarrassing publishing scandal since 1631 (or not). There are glamour photos and contraceptive shoes; edible penguins and cannibal rats. I dip my toe into the waters of Sylvania Waters and plunge my whole body into the waters of Antarctica.
I chronicle a lifetime of attention-seeking disasters, while answering the important questions of our time. Is it okay to seek attention? How real is reality TV? What’s the headache that no-one over fifty knows how to solve? What can you do when someone younger and cuter threatens to upstage your moment of glory? It’s fun, it’s silly – but the ending is surprisingly moving.
WHERE’S THE STATE LIBRARY OF WA?
25 Francis Street, Perth.
IN WHICH ROOM ARE THE SHOWS BEING PERFORMED?
The Geographe Room on the Ground Floor.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT SEAT?
A maximum of thirty.
WHEN ARE THE PERFORMANCES AT THE STATE LIBRARY?
The previews are sold out! There are still tickets left on the following dates:
Wednesday 8 October 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm)
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Sunday 19 October 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm)
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Thursday 23 October 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm)
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Thursday 6 November 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm)
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Saturday 8 November 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm)
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Sunday 16 November 2025 at 2:30 pm (doors open at 2 pm)
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Thursday 20 November 2025 at 6 pm (doors open at 5:30 pm)
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HOW LONG DOES THE SHOW LAST?
About an hour.
WHAT DO TICKETS TO A PREVIEW COST?
$15.
WHAT DO TICKETS TO OTHER PERFORMANCES AT THE STATE LIBRARY COST?
General Admission – $19
Concession – $15
IS SEATING ALLOCATED?
No.
CAN YOU BRING YOUR OWN FOOD AND DRINKS INTO THE GEOGRAPHE ROOM?
Yes, except please don’t bring in any alcohol. There are plenty of nearby bars if you’d like a drink before or after.
CAN YOU ENTER THE BUILDING FROM FRANCIS STREET?
Yes.
CAN YOU GET INTO THE BUILDING FROM THE SOUTHERN ENTRANCE?
Yes, but please be aware that part of the James Street Mall is closed for redevelopment. Click here for a map, showing what paths are open.
IS THERE A CAR PARK UNDER THE LIBRARY?
Yes. It’s the CPP State Library car park. You drive in from Francis Street.
WHAT IF YOU HAVE MOBILITY ISSUES?
Click here for details of how you can get into and around the library. The Geographe Room is on the Ground Floor, near a unisex accessible toilet.
WHERE ELSE IS THE SHOW BEING PERFORMED?
At The Backlot Perth. Click here for more details.
